Self-Referential Cry For Attention

bethanythemartian:

patrickat:

50 Shades is to the kink community what Sharknado was to meteorology.

IDK I think a lot more people know that Sharknado is not an accurate representation of weather than know that 50 Shades is not an accurate representation of the kink community

christovix:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

Can we talk about the fact that he called it Napoleon not Neapolitan? 

christovix:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

Can we talk about the fact that he called it Napoleon not Neapolitan? 

(Source: gotitforcheap)

teamfreekickass:

For anyone who has ever been made fun of for how they speak

(via tegansenpai)

“There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, Robb Stark. Of course, he couldn’t come, because my father murdered him. All your other friends couldn’t come either, because you don’t have any other friends.”
— Ramsay Bolton [to Theon Greyjoy], A Dance With Dragons (via incorrectgotquotes)

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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down-sizing:

runicbasso:

commanderabutt:

Just a reminder that the LGBT community isn’t some magical place where everyone is accepted. 

Welcome to the LGBT “community,” where the B is made-up and the T doesn’t matter!

Because if you’re bi, you must be too greedy to be faithful, and if you’re faithful to a single partner, you must not really be bi.

Welcome to the LGBT “community,” where the B is made-up and the T doesn’t matter!

(via fizzylimon)