Self-Referential Cry For Attention

falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

(Source: crowleyskitten, via tegansenpai)

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

(via tegansenpai)

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

(Source: transtofuscramble, via charizardi)

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

.

.

That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

(via michellercarey)

human-merelybeing:

mistercoventry:

sixpenceee:

Baby Getting A Chest X-Ray

This device is used to immobilize young children in order to get their x-rays, when a child is very sick and an x-ray is needed to diagnose them. It does NOT hurt them at all. Taking multiple images of a moving baby, in order to get the least blurry one is more harmful because then the child is exposed to radiation for a longer period of time.

This device, which again does NOT hurt them, allows for a technologist to grab chest images of a child as fast and as efficiently as possible. The children may sometimes cry, and get frustrated but only because they are not familiar with this device. This is typically used for babies under 25 Ibs or around 2 years old. If interested you can hear how it works from a technologist himself (What He Has To Say) (More Information)

B A B Y B L E N D E R

Look, it’s a Pigg-O-Stat! We have these in the hospitals here too, for exactly the reasons stated. Cool to see this on tumblr.

It’s probably bad if my first thought is “but will it blend?!”

Priorities

incorrectgotquotes:

Gemma Lannister : Now stop fighting, you two are twins. For goodness’ sake, don’t they have the same thoughts ?

Cersei Lannister : [thinking] Shoes.

Jaime Lannister : [thinking] Playstation.

Tywin Lannister : [thinking] Fiscal responsability.

Gemma Lannister : [thinking] Tom Skerritt.

konkeydongcountry:

jason-brody:

coryy:

who in the fucking world

we did it bro

a portal cake joke in 2014

jesus didn’t die for this

(Source: pleatedjeans, via charizardi)

istytehcrawk:

stut—ter:

nerdy-birdy18:

cutest little cosplayer this side of the galaxy 

OH
MY
GOD

LOOK AT THIS TINY HUMAN BEING ADORABLE

istytehcrawk:

stut—ter:

nerdy-birdy18:

cutest little cosplayer this side of the galaxy 

OH

MY

GOD

LOOK AT THIS TINY HUMAN BEING ADORABLE

(Source: cosplaykids)

vvhatmighthavebeenlost:

nasai:

drunkblogging:

omgggggg

ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY

OH MY GOD BAaaabBE

(Source: thighbone, via hermaynee)