Self-Referential Cry For Attention

Anonymous said: i thought poly was short for polynesian lol

bisexualfunfacts:

what if you’re a polynesian polygender polyamorous polyromantic polysexual?
~ Harper

then you’re a poly poly

lawdsmooze:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

CTHULU AWAKENS


Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

lawdsmooze:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

CTHULU AWAKENS

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

(Source: kaktusist, via tegansenpai)

REBLOG THIS IF YOU WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH A TRANS PERSON.

ship-game-so-strong:

Im trying to prove to my friend that a lot of people will accept him as the gender he is just as they would the gender he was born as. He is afraid to come out especially because he is a polysexual trans.

(via fraeyalise)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via sarajaneadventures)

shrugging:

laughhard:

I don’t know where to even start

with some lube

shrugging:

laughhard:

I don’t know where to even start

with some lube

(via istytehcrawk)

aunymoons:

jayneausten:

lioar:

hookersorcake:

quiyst:

beefranck:

transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

God I love you, Internet.

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling

We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.

Its his parents fault, they should have educated him more about what sort of fireproof clothing is appropiate for young men like himself.

aunymoons:

jayneausten:

lioar:

hookersorcake:

quiyst:

beefranck:

transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

God I love you, Internet.

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling

We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.

Its his parents fault, they should have educated him more about what sort of fireproof clothing is appropiate for young men like himself.

(Source: royalpunani, via christovix)

thechamberofsecrets:

earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

I think most women look prettier without cosmetics. I also think my opinion should have absolutely no effect on whether a woman uses cosmetics, cause they should be in charge of their own bodies.

(via slutdust)

bifacts:

Fact: Bisexuals are not just promiscuous. They are many things, such as your mothers secret lover, your fathers secret lover, and terrible unicyclists.

Reblog if this is true for your blog.

demon-deans-meatstick:

superwholockphan:

yugi-muto:

six-foot-two-phanchild:

aganetah45:

image

I waited to reblog til i saw asexual. Thank youuu

I don’t even care if you’re sexually attracted to trees. 

If I’m ever not please tell me

I’m happy because they put bisexual >O<

(Source: platinevenator, via slutdust)

The problem with depression is

hanjelia:

lifeaccordingtohan:

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
-You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
-You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
-You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via lumpy-adulthood)